Soundproofing Tips and Tricks.

This is how you soundproof a room professionally.



This is how I actually want YOU to soundproof  a room----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

                                                                                         
     The following is provided for informational purposes only. This blog will take no responsibility for any type of soundproofing job you do, we are only a guide to soundproofing.
     Be advised we have no insurance, so if you kill yourself, and then your family gets a hair up their ass and comes to sue the living hell out of us, the only thing we own is a IBM laptop from the year 2000, a cot, and a few dirty rags. So go ahead and fucking try and sue us, cause your gonna have to pry our IBM laptops from the year 2000 from our cold dead hands. All our actual 'real currency' is secured in BITCOIN anyhow. So fuck off: END LEGAL DISCLAIMER. 

      Speaking of my IBM laptop, from the year of our foul Lord, 2000 A.D. anno domini, the year of our Lord.

(((on ZERO A.D. Jesus Christ was born, then every year after that, is a new year, in the year of OUR Lord and every year before that, is BEFORE this magic man. SO every law in the LAND decided one day that everything BEFORE this guy, is gonna be called BEFORE Christo. Or B.C., to express this brings great joy to our hearts and tears to our ears!!))) SALUTE comrade!
   
     Do you remember when all the computer scientists were all worried about the year 2000 flipping computers internal clock into a complete haywire tail spin? And they had no idea what's gonna happen, cuz they created these stupid things, and well that was before 2000 back in the B.C. times, circa 1999 B.C., those poor soul's back in ancient times, they weren't ready for the year 2000A.D.,  and didn't factor that into the original software, and the whole thing just might collapse like a poorly constructed house of cards.

     And here we the public trusted you fucks and put all our financial information and investments into numbers on a screen, and good Jesus we just might loose it all!! Companies net worth erased, mortgages gone, bank accounts non existence, shipping routes disrupted, planes flying into each other and falling from the sky, satellites breaking communications, even your home computer taking a big turd on your saved porno collection on your HARD drive! Then total destruction of society, everywhere chaos, death, and destruction of our civilization. Y2K!! And of course on 12/31/1999 on the strike of 12:00am, not a God damn fucking thing happened. And I was truly disappointed on that day, I WANTED COMPLETE DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS. For I am displeased with this NEW MILLENNIUM OF CHRIST UPON US and really wanted to see it go to the garbage dump. The last 999 years was shit, so fuck the future, here everyone is worried, but in truth, ITS A CHANCE TO RESET THE CLOCKS, and leave this timely Godly order behind us, and wipe our DEBTS (sin) CLEAN once and for ALL! We can rebuild our world with new gods and new computers that provide nothing but sex and entertainment, and.........Y2K.

I was in Atlanta, Georgia, before midnight of 12/31/1999, dancing at a concert of 10,000 and yelling at the top of my lungs while Mescaline and MDMA was coursing through my veins and a marijuana joint hung from my warm lips. Meanwhile, a few hours north in the Georgia forest sat a man eating military MRE's sitting alongside his AR-15 and a mound of 20,000 rounds of ammo and survival gear. I am not lying, people went that far to prepare, survival retailers and gun makers must of made millions, and the rest of us took drugs and said fuck it, we might as well die with a smile on our faces and hallucinations in our retina's, cuz death is better to laugh at then to embrace.

     So be educated now, the day of this time, 2019 A.D., that in this future, the only way to truly protect yourself from the outside world, is to build a soundproof room. And here is some tips and tricks. 

     Tips and tricks for soundproofing your room, provided by my homeboy MCB & The Producer

If you like to play music loud Or bang your furniture on the wall Or scream and prophesy death and doom Then you should probably soundproof your room Here is how to soundproof your room First you need to sweep with a broom Then make sure your doors are shut And now I’ll school you and tell you what Go buy some soundproof board from Knox Or if Knox doesn’t exist I’m shocked Then go to Menards and buy it there Buy it now don’t stop and stare Nail the board on your walls real good Now go put on a cloak and hood And summon the Rain God to make some thunder You won’t hear it but do not wonder That just means your room is soundproof Now make a sound like a dying goose Now call your neighbors and ask if they heard you They will not say they heard no bird, dude Then you can tell them what you did And they’ll be so happy they’ll split their lid

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