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      All the response I have been getting from Bryan Ray's exclusive one on one Nobel Prize Winning self interview, has been astounding!! (check it out HERE---> XX Nobel Prize Interview XX)
   
     The response from all forms of media is strong. Emails and letters are pouring in from readers of this NoN Blog, Nit Twets, Faceglory, HAM radio operators, Transistor TV remote control radio enthusiasts, Snail-Mail, Homing Pigeons, Amazog reviews, Google+ inquires, NSA wiretapping, Parachuting squirrel messengers, Satellite phone voice messages, and various Russian spy links.
   
ALL this correspondence has been praising the interview, and everybody has been asking,

"When will there be another interview?"

SO I sent out emails and mails in all forms of communique and asked,

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK BRYAN RAY?  A informal, impromptu, listenership response!

     As many may know,  readers and admires wanted to know more boring, stupid, mundane things, as this helps us get closer to another person, all the stuff we normally wouldn't care about, but when your talking about the Super Star of Dumb-Stupid, then, like a rockstar, many really want to know about the dumb and mundane stuff.

1.  Do you have a car? And if yes, do you drive it? What kind of car is it?  If not, what modes of travel do you use/prefer?

2   What kind of work do you do? (other than writing and being a good husband)  Where do you work? What do they sell? What do you enjoy on your lunch break at work?

3.   Before the crack of dawn, when your writing your blog posts, you usually sometimes say, 'before breakfast.' What do you usually dine on after a diary entry? What does a usual breakfast after a good diary entry look like in the Ray home?

4.   Did you go to college? Or did you get stupid on your own without the help of lower education?

5.   What made you want to break the bonds of a Fundamentalist upbringing? What was the AHA moment, and how did you break the 'news' to the family that you question all godheads? But even found God more interesting after, 'figuring it all out.' Did anybody close to you, ever tell you, you were gong to hell for embracing the stupid Lord?

6.   When did you write your first book antiNOVEL? How old were you? And what made you want to get into the horrible yet non-rewarding act of writing books? Were you a natural novelist when you were born, like a Obo Coco? A super prodigy naturally made by nature to be a writing machine? Or did you have to work half your life trying to get it right before you finally "pulled it off?"

7. I love Bryan Ray, I woke up this morning and saw it was -9 degrees where he lives, and I was really worried!!  Does Bryan have and use a wood burning stove? And if so, does he actually chop the wood? Or does he use kerosene/oil?

8.   Are you really afraid of the dark? Are you really terrified of public places? How do you go shopping? Get your eye's checked? Do you go to the mail box? Do you mow the lawn? How do you shovel snow without being seen? You said one time that social conversation was like an art piece in motion, the highest art possible between human beings.....how do you socialize if your scared of social interactions? (other than using digital devices.) And is this just a mask to make it look like your a hermit novelist who is scared of everything and sits in his humble abode jamming the keys all day? It's rather romantic.

9.   Are you ever going to self-publish another book soon? Many hushed whispers say your flame has went out. But other whispers are echoing that your working on your next big non-novel. People are excited either way, your thoughts?

10.   Many of our readers and admirers really love the art work you put on your diary entries, many are wondering when you will self-publish a book containing them all, it's been a huge response to this, many young children want to color with you and see you as an inspiration, as well as many artists that aspire to never be artists. Perhaps a digital format to side swindle the publishing goats? People really have a desire to want to consume this art you make with out scrolling through Google+ all day, and it might disappear for ever, any plans in the future for a database of Bryan Ray momentos and collectables, a sort of dumb archive for the mentally challenged?

11.   Many readers find you have put a few tidbits of your favorite books/sections of your own writing on YouFull and reading them aloud. The reactions have been amazing, one woman said they conceived their first child to some of the readings you did, on account that "my husband felt more manly when he heard the deep and wide voice, then the high pitched, nasal voice of Bryan Ray and therefore were able to pro-create better." And some of our readers and listeners are lazy shit filled slobs that want to close the eyes and be serenaded off to sleep with your sweet offerings in voice format. In other words, everyone is dying to know? Can you PLEASE start doing spoken word again?? And for longer durations. The flock has spoken.

12.   What kind of computer do you use? And what was the "great works" of Bryan Ray written on?

13.   Many people of the lower castle system doubt your authenticity to 'stupid-things.' Some say you sound super smart cause you know something about art and stuff. Plus you seem to write endless pages of really good half-wit stuff, some are wondering if your really as dumb as you look, or did you have to really work at it coming from a good family who enriched you with smart stuff?


   Thanks to all the would be assassins, mom's, druggies, and degenerate folks who sent these many inquires in. Stay tuned for more, on my poor excuse for a blog!!! And check out my AM radio show at 539 kHz on the AM dial, if your radio doesn't go that low, don't worry, the signal is being jammed by the government, in this case you need to remove your microchip from your orifice. Thanks and see you next time!!!

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